Frequently Asked Questions

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Our products sales do have a somewhat seasonal curve, but the top staples are Orange Vanilla Mint (OVM), Midnight (MN), and Quiet Things (QT).

Close friends and family always get a discount. 

Sales and promos will come and go, so make sure you subscribe to get first crack!

All bar soaps contain the following ingredients:

• Water
• Oil(s)
• Butter(s) Non-dairy
• Catalyzing agent (Sodium Hydroxide, Sodium Lactate)
• Fragrance Oil(s) (Natural and Synthetic)
• Coloring agent(s) (Natural and Synthetic)

Legally speaking, we can't call our products "organic" because there are some synthetic (man-made) ingredients in them.

However, the fats and butters we use are organic, and as virgin/unprocessed as we can get. The water is also organic.

Actually, as weird as it may sound, yes, all of our current product line is vegan. As a matter of pure happenstance, none of our ingredients are sourced from any animal. If we introduce a product at a later date that is not vegan, it will be clearly marked in the product description.

They're safe for our sensitive skin. And our sons. 

And our friends. And our friends sons. (And their wives, girlfriends, daughters, sisters, etc, etc.)

But because lawyers do what lawyers do, we can't make the promise, "No one in the world, from the before-times to the end of it all, will ever have a reaction to our products."

 And honestly, that kind of claim is just silly. 

We don't know how your skin will react so we won't offer any guarantees, but we can say there's a couple kids out there who've had their acne and eczema improve significantly since they started using our soaps. 

If you're worried, we recommend you start with Pure as it has no fragrance or colorants. Then move on to Quiet Things.

If you have known allergies, please send us a message to let us know, and we'll make some product recommendations based on your information.

I use mine on Teddy, and Teddy is a very good boy.

We have no idea how your pet will react so please, exercise caution. If you're hesitant, then we recommend only using those products tested and recommended for fur babies.

Oh, and don't let them lick or chew on the bars.

Babies have super sensitive skin, and we haven't had any around in a dozen or so years. 

It's best to use only the products tested and recommended for those sweet, little babies.

If you do end up using our bars to get loads of belly laughs, we'd love to hear your feedback.

Please don't eat the soap.

Please also don't lick the soap.

Our products go OUTSIDE of the body.

While we do use some food-grade products in our bars, the intended use is for the exterior of the human chassis (On your skin).

If you start putting it in places it's not supposed to go, you're on your own.

Not at this time, but if you're in the states, nothing says you can't pack a suitcase full of TFSC products before you head home.